I forgot!

After bowling, my cousins and I (along with Denzel, my youngest cousin's friend), went to McDonald's. I'm sitting there, chillin' and eating my 4 piece McNuggets and drinking a Coke, and this strange looking woman walks in. She heads towards the soda fountain to get a refill, and I notice she is holding a plastic Subway cup. This woman is heavyset, 40-50 years old, and looks mentally ill. As she leaves, she turns back and looks directly at me and says "They're trying to kill me!" Then she walked on out.
Well, apparently other people in the Mickey D's heard it as well, as the people a few tables ahead were talking about it.
It was...hilarious, to be frank.
For fun times like these, go to St. Cloud's McDonald's.