Playdates with Playdough

If I was a camera, I don't think I would take pictures. I mean c'mon now, thats what pretty much ALL cameras do. And some take videos or audio blah blah. I'd want to be different though, so instead I would be used as a spatula. Now that I think about it, I've always wanted to be a spatula. Or maybe a whisk, they're funkier looking. Dough is cool. Oh that reminds me, some people are odd. Like Roy. And his sweaters. But he is also really cool. Why are stars always drawn as yellow anyways? I mean seriously, you look into the sky and they are obviously NOT yellow. We're so deceitful, like hearts do not look like a heart shape, who even decided thats what a heart would be portrayed as?